If you think this blog is going to sound as good and articulated as that title, you’re wrong. Back. Away. Slowly.
Ehem. Well hello there, I didn’t see you…Ahahahahahaha, get it? Because we’re on the internet?…I’m funny, I promise.
For those of you who don’t know, I AM GROOT-Agghh, no, sorry. I am…Annie Brown. If you don’t already know who I am, then bless your soul. I’d like to tell you exactly who I am, but I’m not sure I know how, so you’ll just have to figure that out on your own.
I can, however, tell you why I’m here. I am here to share little bits of myself. Will anyone read these or necessarily care? I have no idea, but that’s not what’s important. I wanted to have a place where I can share thoughts and ideas whether it’s 42 different types of coffee bean, a less-than-appreciated movie review, updates on my life while I work as a Summer Missionary at Shiloh Bible Camp, or maybe just a funny thing that happened to me that day. This will be my hobbit’s tale. Because even the smallest person can change the course of the future.
So what exactly should you expect from this blog? I have no idea. Expect Annie. I’m a box of chocolates, my friends.
And how exactly should you expect it? Through the only way I can. Full of terribly phrased sentences, humor only I actually find funny, and with more intensity than Josh Groban belting out “My Heart Will Go On” whilst riding a crashing chandelier into the middle of a haunted opera house.
*insert cheeky peace sign* ✌🏻 Bless.