I’m going to tell you how to fashion. In case you didn’t know…I don’t know how.
This is gonna be CRINGETASTIC.
Rules of Fashion
- Ladies? High heels are not needed.
Heels are also amazing though, so you do you. #PowerStrut
- If heels aren’t an option then it is a UNIVERSAL TRUTH that black Converse goes with everything always for any occasion.
- If you’re feeling cheeky, get yourself a pair of Keds like mine.
They’re ALSO good for any occasion. Except for maybe funerals. The sole is a little inconsiderate for that.
- Plaid is perfect. Anyone who says differently is selling something. It would be an amazing gift for a friend.
- Coffee graphic tees are a must.
- Contrary to stupid people’s beliefs, glasses are a beauty to this world and people who wear glasses are even more beautiful. I mean…Circular pieces of glass on your face? Who could say no to that?
- I don’t care your gender. Suspenders are a must.
These are all such amazing suggestions honestly, and they’re perfect forever. I mean, throw them all together and it’d even look good.